Sunday 05 September 2010

Is Christian Curran just confused

Back to Home 11 September 2009 by Raz

Christian Curran

This is him. In his fancy Aquascutum suit at my wedding. He managed to run up a bill of £760 when there were only 9 people drinking.

A self confessed "early adopter" of shite technology, Christian has managed to fill his flat with all manner or gizmos and technical wizardry. I actually think he was sober when this picture was taken. No doubt, ordering a bottle of Vintage 1961 Chateaux Nerf Du Pape.

Still I won't have anything bad said against Christian...unless i say it.


8 comment(s) for “Is Christian Curran just confused”

  1. Gravatar of bigdaddy
    bigdaddy Says:
    I don't know Christian but he doesn't look that drunk in the photo.

    Aren't you being a little hard washing his linen in your gutter?

    Still... that's a mighty fine amount for liquor
  2. Gravatar of Raz
    Raz Says:
    Christian wouldn't mind one little bit. He's a go getter you see. One of those guys who could walk into a burning building and free a handful of sick kids without getting a stain on his tuxedo.

    Christian is your wing man, shame his name isn't cougar or maverick.

  3. Gravatar of Debs
    Debs Says:
    I can't believe you hadn't told Christian about this!! I told him and he felt duly grumpy. Call yourself a bezza mate.
  4. Gravatar of Raz
    Raz Says:
    The truth sometimes hurts Debs.

    The fact is Christian needs a push to get him out of that "Ramallah" warzone he is living in.

    Else he might just be another statistic on a government chart.

    I wrote a poem to bring peace and love into his heart:

    I don't want to spend the rest of my life
    Looking at the barrel of an armalite
    I don't want to spend the rest of my days
    Keeping out of trouble like the soldiers say
    I don't want to spend my time in hell
    Looking at the walls of a prison cell
    I don't ever want to play the part
    Of a statistic on a government chart
  5. Gravatar of Dave
    Dave Says:
    I wrote a poem to bring peace and love into his heart:...

    (methinks The Police woud have something to say about that)
  6. Gravatar of Debs
    Debs Says:
    I know New Cross is not exactly Mayfair but its hardly war torn Beirut. Methinks we have lost our concept of danger nowadays living out in the country Raz!!
  7. Gravatar of Raz
    Raz Says:
    If you want American Nails or Burgers and Keebabs at 4am, Then New Cross is for you.

    If you want burnt out garages, police sirens & Mega R&B Hits 2009 playing at 4am, Then New Cross is for you.

    I agree hardly war torn Beirut, I don't think Beirut gets so much trouble these days.
  8. Gravatar of Spam Twat
    Spam Twat Says:
    Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

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